let me just park my squid
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
Of Rodants & Adult Males :)
i didnt choose the thug life my mom picked it out for me
it was on sale
NOTE: DIDN’T KNOW I PUT J AT THE END OF LOADS BUT I’M TOO LAZY AND TIRED TO CHANGE IT SO SH.
1. Are looks important in a relationship?
Well you have to be attracted to someone right? Personality is clearly THE most important thing, but you have to be attracted to someone in a relationship J
2. Are relationships ever worth it?
Yes. 100% yes!
3. Are you a virgin?
In the eyes of straight people, yes. In the eyes of me and a lot of gay women, no.
4. Are you in a relationship?
Yes, I am!
5. Are you in love?
Very much so. :))))))
6. Are you single this year?
7. Can you commit to one person?
8. Describe your crush
Shannon Franklin. She’s stunning, the most beautiful human to ever exist ever. She’s so funny and so clever, she’s literally my sunshine. Idc how cheesy that is. She has a wonderful personality and a huge heart… plus shes got a banging body okay ;)
9. Describe your perfect mate
Shannon Franklin. :))))
10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
I believe in chemistry at first sight, love follows shortly after
11. Do you ever want to get married?
It’d be nice… But I wouldn’t mind some rings, the promise to love one another for ever and a month long sex holiday tbh…
12. Do you forgive betrayal?
13. Do you get jealous easily?
Unfortunately… But I trust Shannon with my life, so I know I have nothing to worry about relationship wise.
14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
Shannon Franklin? It can still be a crush if you’re in love yeah?
15. Do you have any piercings?
yeah 4 :D I did have 6 aha!
16. Do you have any tattoos?
not yet, waiting on 2 though J
17. Do you like kissing in public?
I’ll kiss in public but nothing full on? Pecking on the lips and cheek is fine. I prefer to keep the rest private though J
20. Do you shower every day?
21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
I know for a fact someone is in love with me J
22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
Possibly? I’d like to think I’m crossing her mind?
23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
done that, it’s not a fucking task.
24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
I don’t know?
25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
I’m in a happy relationship and plan to stay in it
26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
Shannon wrote one by text the other week like a little jokey one but it was cute J))
28. Have you ever been cheated on?
not that I am aware of :L
29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
my mum said I should get surgery around my eyes so I’ve considered that. I used to want a boob job and ive thought about weight loss things?
31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
of course I have
32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
well when me and Shannon first got talking properly I told people she was one of my best mates to cover the fact I was madly crushing on her?
37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
Yes a poem for shan :L haven’t given it to her though, it’s gay! Also me and my friend daisy write rap battles for each other?
41. Have you had sex so far this year?
42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
43. How long was your longest relationship?
currently in my longest relationship going 6 months 3 weeks and one day J
44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
45. How many people did you kiss in 2011?
I can’t remember?
46. How many times did you have sex last year?
can we not refer back to that fucking dfghjkl; okay lets think of this years sex aw J
47. How old are you?
48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
I’d just die inside forever omg
49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
there’s not just one thing? Like I love the way that she says my name when I walk in on her asleep and I love the way she looks at me when she thinks im not looking, I love the way she concentrates on things and the way she talks like a child when she wants something, the way she smiles and laughs and the things she says. I love everything about her.
50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
yeah but she’s got nothing to be sorry about :’)
51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
Shannon, my best friends and my sister
52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?
gave up on a lot of people last year
53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
54. Is there someone you will never forget?
my nana xo
55. Share a relationship story.
Shannon came to my house and gave me a 3 page letter. It had so much build up but I got to the end and it turned out to be her way of telling me she’s in love with me and it was one of the cutest moments ever. And my first valentines (2013) is a cute story omg and our first date to the zoo with the penguins OMG ME AND SHANNON ARE A CUTE RELATIONSHIP STORY SHUT UP.
56. State 8 facts about your body
1. I have small boobies
2. I have a big scar on my foot
3. I have real bad skin
4. I’m chubby
5. I have minor acne
6. I have a fast heart beat so I breath funny
7. I have slightly crossed eyes
57. Things you want to say to an ex
58. What are five ways to win your heart?
idk my hearts won :’)
59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
no ta :’)
60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
current- it’s like a year and a half?
61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
it’s gay but I just really like it when it’s during the moment and there’s loads of kissing and ‘I love you’s’ eye contact that’s sexy and cute and I love it okay.
63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
to ‘make love’ to the person you like/love? Idk I’m gay my definitions gonna be different?
64. What is your definition of cheating?
developing feelings for another and acting on them.
65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
AHAHAHAH everything asdfgjkl; and ice.
66. What is your favourite roleplay?
can u not pls
67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
as long as I’m with Shannon and we’re having a laugh I couldn’t care less where we are J
68. What is your sexual orientation?
I am in love with a girl and willies scare me.
69. What turns you off?
if I write queef no one will find it funny but I do so QUEEF HHAHAHAHAHAHA
70. What turns you on?
neck kissing, nice underwear, hair pulling, bum smacking AHAHA, THE FACE, noises etc.
71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
my name, ‘I love you’ (obv only in dedicated loving relationship), being told that it feels good or whatever idk?
73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
taken me to the zoo, taken me to a London flat, made me hot chocolate whilst I cried, stood in the bathroom with me whilst I showered so I had company, waited till I was ready.. idk my lifes been full of sweet things for 7 months J
76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
I don’t know, I’ll ask J
77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
as long as it’s not disgustingly wrong then it’s okay?
78. What’s your dirtiest secret?
why would I hare that on here?
79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
it sounds well stupid.. but I came home today and the dogs ran to y mum and not me :/ I get jealous easy but I’m not as bad as I once was aha :’)
80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
I told my sister on the phone like 20 minutes ago
81. Who are five people you find attractive?
Shannon franklin, winona ryder (girl, interrupted), helena bonham carter, Jessie j and rebel Wilson (shes attractive in her own way shut up)
82. Who is the last person you hugged?
83. Who was your first kiss with?
84. Why did your last relationship fail?
because she was a cunt?
85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
oh ;o i’m doing them anyway ;) JUS 4 U. no she doesn’t aha! these questions have cheesy answers okay! & you’re gay i was in charge last week!;)
you wrote ‘answer all them questions’ in my inbox on anon :’)
OH MY GOD ME
oh that was you?;) okay, hold on beautiful :)